treatingherwell:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

sliiide to the left
sliiide to the right

Eyyyyy, macarena!

(via themamafox)

A guy just asked to bum a light and once he saw my lighter had a lipstick design on it he didn’t want to use it and asked if he could light his shit off my cigarette.

What the actual fuck